insurance agent jokes
You Might be in the Insurance Industry if…
1. You have sat in the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different companies. 2. Your resume is on a zip drive in your pocket. 3. When someone asks what you do for a living, you lie. 4. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise. 5. Your biggest loss from […]
Local Life-Insurance Salesman A Catalog Of Horrific Sudden-Death Scenarios
Courtesy of The Onion PLEASANT HILL, TN—Bob Carson, a State Farm life-insurance salesman for the past 27 years, is a walking encyclopedia of sudden-death scenarios, local sources reported Monday. Enlarge Image Local Life-Insurance Salesman A Catalog Of Horrific Sudden-Death Scenarios Carson, who sells life insurance to local residents. “Did I ever tell you about that […]
The doctor, preacher, and insurance agent
Mr. John Johnson III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher: “I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to […]
