Anyone Working at a Hospital Can Relate

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Insurance Salesman of the Opera

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Another Example of Why HMOs Are So Confusing

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Above Average Insurance Company Customer Service

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The Best Way to Child-Proofing Your Home

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Real explanations of car accidents collected from insurance forms

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.

•Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

• I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

• In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

• As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

• As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

• The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

• The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.

• I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way
causing me to have an accident.

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Detroit Burned Down For The Insurance Money

 

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