Medicare Joke – Adults ONLY!

Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”
“Mrs. Ward, please.” “Speaking”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband’s. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the
other one tested positive for AIDS.
We can’t tell which your husband’s is.”
“That’s dreadful! Can’t you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Ward.
“Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one time.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep
with him.”

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Stephen Carpenter
Stephen Carpenter

While most beneficiaries' premiums will remain relatively stable in 2011, those who already pay higher premiums for doctor's visits and other 'Part B' coverage will also pay more for 'Part D' prescription drug coverage come Jan. 1. ... What's more, insurers are eliminating or consolidating hundreds of Medicare-related plans this year, in part to comply with recent regulations aimed at reducing duplicative plans.

Ryan Carroll
Ryan Carroll

A lot of people love this joke for some reason, but I never found it very funny.