Real explanations of car accidents collected from insurance forms
Leave a comment | Filed under car insurance dentist jokes insurance humor insurance jokesThe following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words.
•Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• I thought my [...]
Detroit Burned Down For The Insurance Money
Leave a comment | Filed under detroit humor insurance jokes the onionCIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear-Attack Insurance
Leave a comment | Filed under Allstate CIA insurance humor insurance jokes office humorBETHESDA, MD—According to sources at the Allstate Insurance Company, CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 monthly premium for his homes in suburban Washington, Pittsburgh, and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. “It’s a typical nuclear policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout—pretty straightforward, though at that monthly rate, I [...]
Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare
Leave a comment | Filed under insurance humor the onionMentally-Challenged Man Steals Identity of LifeLock CEO
Leave a comment | Filed under LifeLock LifeLock coupon LifeLock discount LifeLock promo codeI know this is very loosely insurance related, but I thought it was too funny to pass up:
Apparently a lot of people have attempted to see if they can steal LifeLock CEO Todd Davis’s social security number. In fact, he wants you to try as you’ve likely seen in the LifeLock ads. Those people have [...]
The doctor, preacher, and insurance agent
Leave a comment | Filed under insurance agent insurance humor office humor work jokesMr. John Johnson III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher:
“I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to take [...]