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CIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear-Attack Insurance

BETHESDA, MD—According to sources at the Allstate Insurance Company, CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 monthly premium for his homes in suburban Washington, Pittsburgh, and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. “It’s a typical nuclear policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout—pretty straightforward, though at that monthly rate, I […]

Medicare Joke – Adults ONLY!

Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”“Mrs. Ward, please.” “Speaking”“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, abiopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertainwhich one is your […]