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The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. •Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. • The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. • […]
BETHESDA, MD—According to sources at the Allstate Insurance Company, CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 monthly premium for his homes in suburban Washington, Pittsburgh, and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. “It’s a typical nuclear policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout—pretty straightforward, though at that monthly rate, I […]
I know this is very loosely insurance related, but I thought it was too funny to pass up: Apparently a lot of people have attempted to see if they can steal LifeLock CEO Todd Davis’s social security number. In fact, he wants you to try as you’ve likely seen in the LifeLock ads. Those people […]
Mr. John Johnson III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher: “I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to […]
Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell:The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.”“Mrs. Ward, please.” “Speaking”“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, abiopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertainwhich one is your […]